10 Most Evil South Park Villains

6. Tom Cruise

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In South Park's 200th episode, during a class trip to Fred's Fudge & Candies, our intrepid school class happen upon Oscar-nominated actor Tom Cruise working on the factory floor. Much to their surprise he's packing some of the produce into boxes, they ask what the deal is there, and a few minutes later he's suing the town for being intolerant. You can probably fill in the gaps there.

This isn’t the first run-in that Tom Cruise has had with the townspeople of South Park, no, that honour goes to “Trapped in the Closet”, a very damning, yet insightful, look at the volatility that comes with being a Scientologist. It brings the ludicrous nature of it to light through a plethora of hilarious gags with the most memorable one being when Tom Cruise is veraciously trapped in the closet.

These two instances lead him to form a group of celebrities to sue the town; or that’s how he sells it to them at least. His actual intention is to meet the Muslim prophet Muhammed which, as you can imagine, led to South Park's biggest ever real-life controvesy. As for Crusie though, this ill-fated decision inevitably leads to him being sent to the moon to suffocate to death in a real middle finger moment from the creators.

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