10 Most Magnificent Bast*rds In Television

8. Methos - Highlander

In a franchise whose unique selling point is the concept of the Immortal warrior, walking throughout the centuries in secret amongst us, fighting and decapitating other Immortals in single combat for a mysterious prize, Methos stands out as an anomaly. He€™s the world€™s oldest man, at least 5,000 years old, so old in fact that he doesn€™t remember when or where he was actually born: he calls it around 5,000 years because that€™s when he took his first head, but it could easily have been far longer. Methos hasn€™t been around for five millennia and some change without getting good at staying alive. He€™s got more twists and turns than a spiral staircase: when he finds out that a secret society of humans have begun watching and recording the activities of Immortals, and that there€™s a Methos Project devoted to the study of the world€™s oldest man, he joins the organisation and has himself assigned to lead the group trying to find him. With a motto like €˜live, get stronger and fight another day€™, it€™s safe to say that Methos isn€™t the most upright of citizens€ but he is an equal opportunity bast*rd. In season four€™s €˜Chivalry€™ the show€™s protagonist, Duncan McLeod can€™t bring himself to take out the sociopathic Kristin because the two had been lovers three hundred years before. Methos castigates him for €œliving and dying by a code of honour that was trendy when you were a kid€, and when McLeod still can€™t take her head, the old man steps in to challenge her, introducing himself as €œsomeone who was born long before the age of chivalry.€ Like all the best characters, Methos has had a tumultuous past: back in the Bronze Age, he€™d been the brains behind a band of reavers and slavers nicknamed the Four Horsemen, who€™d pillaged and plundered their way across the world. Since then, however, Methos has been a myth, a legend amongst even the legendary Immortals: staying alive for 5,000 years by always being the smartest man in the room. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VubAUIGDBww
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