10 Most Savage South Park Celebrity Takedowns

Bono has made a lot of fans throughout his career as well as some major haters. South Park went down the avenue of making an episode all about Bono and poop, naturally.

After Randy believes he may have just succeeded in producing the biggest bowel movement in human history, and notified the relevant authorities in order to record this achievement, it triggers a series of events.

Bono (portrayed as an obsessive, competitive, narcissist who automatically assumes that every phone call will be award related) suddenly takes an interest.

He instantly breaks Randy's record for largest crap, which starts a rivalry between them. Bono goes to ludicrous lengths to ensure that Randy cannot reclaim the award. Because this record is all Randy has, Stan tries to persuade Bono to just settle for being number 2 which sends Bono into a rage.

Stan quickly uncovers a conspiracy, Bono isn't actually the record holder, but the record itself. Someone did such a large poop it became sentient and was raised until it became Bono. It's worth it alone to watch Bono suckle his father.

The punchline: it's how Bono is able to do so much good, charitable stuff, and yet still come across as a complete "piece of s**t".