10 Problems Only Tyrion Lannister Would Understand

5. When Your 'Life Or Death' Champion's Got Beef

NOTHING goes right for Tyrion. Nothing. Ever. All hope seemed lost when he couldn't find a suitable champion to fight his corner, then up stepped Prince Oberyn of Dorne, the Red Viper. Let's face it, he's not a bad last-minute addition to your cause. It seemed too good to be true, probably because it was too good to be true. All it would've taken was one flick of the spear by Oberyn to end the Mountain, but no, he had to go for the Hollywood finish; he had to hear a guilty confession from the Mountain. Tyrion's rollercoaster ride plummeted when Oberyn came to a mind-blowing (literally) conclusion. It's probably a good idea to check the opposing champion hasn't bumped into your own champion's sister and: "raped her... murdered her... killed her children..."