10 Reasons Why We’re All Fry From Futurama

3. We All Feel Like Someone's Trying To Steal Our "Lower Horn"

Spanish Fry Remember when Lrrr of the planet Omicron Persei 8 tried to harvest Fry's...um......lower horn? Was I the only one that kept thinking "oh yeah brother; we've all been there"? Thought not. Day-to-day it can sometimes feel like people are constantly trying to steal your masculinity; whether it's the Casanova with a six pack who keeps taking your girlfriend or the sexually empowered women that are doing way better than the rest of us, having your lower horn metaphorically robbed on a daily basis can be taxing. The media is guilty of this as well: life is hard enough without having to watch physically perfect men on screen defeat all odds and save the day all the time, while you sit at home wondering why the hell you even have a lower horn. As Fry says: "I'm usually the first guy to toot my own lower horn." Aren't we all.
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