10 Reasons Why Ross Geller Is TV's Biggest Ever Assh*le

1. The One Where He Has The Catchphrase Of A Man-Baby

Throughout comedy history, there have been some great catchphrases, and Friends is no exception. Joey frequently utters €œhow YOU doin€™?€ when trying to pick up girls, Janice never misses a chance to utter €œoh€my€God!€ and could Chandler BE any more sarcastic? Even Ross has a catchphrase, but it€™s not a good one. In fact, it encapsulates a lot of the reasons why he is such a terrible person in just a matter of five words. €œWe were on a break€ is an argument with all the intellectual maturity of a drunk Labrador puppy (Labradors are perhaps the stupidest of all the dogs), and shows just how unable Ross is to take ownership of his mistakes. It illustrates how impossible he finds it to swallow his pride, which while not a nice thing, is something everyone has to do at some point. The fact that Ross simply cannot shows how bad he is at being a functioning adult. Even a mardy teenager caught writing that he loves someone else on a park bench (€œif destroyed still true€) by his girlfriend would reject it as too simplistic a justification. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEn9YvJ3Gfg
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