10 Signs You’re The Peter Griffin Of Your Family

1. You Own a Peter-Copter

Okay, fine, you probably don't own a Peter-Copter. However if you do, you are unquestionably the Peter Griffin of your family. And even if you don't - you might be the kind of guy who builds crazy contraptions in his spare time. Who doesn't just build a hot-rod as part of his mid-life crisis, but a monster truck. Or a tank. Or a life sized replica of the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. Or a Hinden-Peter. Making you most likely to hear your neighbour cry out "How do you afford these things?!?" Now, if you've qualified as Peter Griffin at this point, there's only one thing to do - celebrate! Because you're a care-free, spontaneous, drunken lout who loves a good time and probably will go down in flames one way or another, so you might as well enjoy it. Quick, to the Peter-copter!
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Primarily covering the sport of MMA from Ontario, Canada, Jay Anderson has been writing for various publications covering sports, technology, and pop culture since 2001. Jay holds an Honours Bachelor of Arts degree in English from the University of Guelph, and a Certificate in Leadership Skills from Humber College.