10 TV Characters Who Would Be Perfect Election Running Mates

3. Kryten

Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely. If your lust for control has taken you on a search for the hot seat, it may be worthwhile seeking out a balancing influence. Red Dwarf's resident robot is smart, servile, and virtually incorruptible, provided you can resist tampering with his hardware.

The series 4000 mechanoid is sure to keep you on the straight and narrow with his persistent moral hectoring, and his lust for cleaning will keep you presentable in case of any impromptu media ambush.

Furthermore, his bizarrely angular face and lumbering gait practically ensures you'll be the looker on the ticket.

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