10 Worst Things Eric Cartman Has Ever Done

Nothing can be eviler than joining forces with the literal lord of darkness. Well, in the more outlandish moments of the show at least. Lovecraft is something that South Park has employed very well on multiple occasions and its a realm that goes hand in hand with the ridiculousness of the series.

This act spans a three-part collection of episodes about Coon and Friends including, Coon 2: Hindsight, Mysterion Rises and Coon Vs. Coon and friends. In this epic saga, Cartman battles against his buddies who have kicked him out of their superhero group for being a typically obnoxious jerk. It's well deserved and justified. But in response, he enlists the help of the recently summoned old one Cthulhu and rampages through the world.

His crimes involve, destroying synagogues, attacking hippies, killing Justin Bieber and banishing the rest of the gang into a dark oblivion.

The funniest thing about all this is the fact that he genuinely believes he is still the good guy and that everyone else is deserving of what they get. Imagine being such an evil ten-year-old that you can convince one of the most diabolical figures in fiction to join your side, and still think you're a superhero.