6. Who is The Bradley Kenner Of Your Friend Group?
Eurgh, that little hussy. Like Norma, you knew that she wasn't going to be the right girl for Norman and she was going to break his heart. It was so blindingly obvious so why couldn't Norman see it? Maybe he was so confused about her on account of her seducing him, ignoring him and then claiming it was all a big mistake. If you're a Bradley Kenner, stop having sex with people out of pity or because you're lonely and just do what everyone else does in those situations: order a pizza. But if you know a Kenner wannabe, make sure that they're breaking academic records and not hearts.
