18 Funniest Dwight Schrute Quotes From The Office

16. Either Way, That's Impressive

Dwight: "Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will." Pam: "Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?" Dwight: "So I can lower it."
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