18 Funniest Dwight Schrute Quotes From The Office

14. Number Two Goals

"Once I'm officially Regional Manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified."
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