20 Funniest Lines In Curb Your Enthusiasm

2. An Original Idea By Leon

Leon: You let a man slide today, you must immediately get inside somebody's ass when that happens to you. You pull the asshole open, step into the asshole, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can right, spray 'Larry was here', wash me all that s**t, f**k his whole asshole up. Get a snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, f**k his whole asshole up. Then you open up that asshole one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherf****r wide open so he know you've been there.
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