25 Funniest Lines In Game Of Thrones
Violent death plus incest equals LOLs.
Game Of Thrones can fit into a lot of genre boxes. It is one of those rare examples of television gold that transcends the confines of absolute definition and as a result, can fit snugly into almost every wheelhouse. It's been described as fantasy, period drama, adventure, crossover and even romance, but it isn't generally considered to be a comedy. Fans should always beg to differ. It's safe to say that Will Ferrell won't be guest starring anytime soon, but between the creative writing brilliance of George R.R. Martin and the show-runners, it generates its fair share of chuckles from its audience. At any given moment, somewhere between the bloodshed and intrigue, a deliciously witty line will sneak its way into a scene and cut right through some tension. To the casual viewer, everyone's favorite imp, Tyrion Lannister may appear to have a monopoly on the comedic relief but every now and then, one of the countless other characters will lay down some serious wit. What better way to kick off a highly anticipated new season than to take a walk down memory lane to rediscover some of the comedic genius creeping around in Westeros? Take a peek at some of Game Of Thrones' funniest lines.
25. Spicing Up The Stew
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made the bald man cry, into the turtle stew! Which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did." - TyrionEpisode: A Golden Crown A handful of masturbation euphemisms and the notion that Cersei may have consumed protein tainted stew. That'll do.