16. You Used To Call Your Coach Whitey
Even if they were a middle aged woman, your coach earned the nickname of Whitey, just by being your coach. Even though you wanted to spend time with them outside of school and whenever you told them your latest problems in life with your family or love interest, they always became really awkward and made you go away. They had no idea what they were missing out on; your friendship and the gossip they could have been let in on would have been phenomenal.