6 Beloved TV Characters Who Are Clearly Going To Prison (If They Are Ever Caught)

1. Defendant: Barney Stinson

Charge(s): Sexual Assault. Fraud

Barnabus Stinson is charged with 756 counts of sexual fraud, committed over the last decade by use of a dubious method known as the 'Bro Code'. In addition it has come to light that his role as 'Director of WHO DID THIS' for company Altrucell has been revealed as a front for arms trafficking, tobacco farming, missile construction and illegal hostile take overs of companies like Goliath National Bank. Connections to black market activities have numbered in the thousands, though many documents have been shredded to protect the interest of equally dubious third parties. The Bro Code has provided us with hours of laughter over the years, each act more ludicrous and daring than the last, though it has essentially been the tale of a man deceiving scores of women to get them into bed. Just as worrisome is Barney's mysterious career path. Shady foreign investors, shredding of confidential documents and untold influence and power; just who is this evil organisation Barney works for? One thing is certain; they are more than just the world's largest producer of tennis balls. Perhaps to understand the methods behind the man, we should take a look at Barney's Stinson's CV. Watch at the clip below. It won't give you the answers, but like the man himself, it is LEGENDARY!
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A writer for Whatculture since May 2013, I also write for TheRichest.com and am the TV editor and writer for Thedigitalfix.com . I wrote two plays for the Greater Manchester Horror Fringe in 2013, the first an adaption of Simon Clark's 'Swallowing A Dirty Seed' and my own original sci-fi horror play 'Centurion', which had an 8/10* review from Starburst magazine! (http://www.starburstmagazine.com/reviews/eventsupcoming-genre-events/6960-event-review-centurion) I also wrote an episode for online comedy series Supermarket Matters in 2012. I aim to achieve my goal for writing for television (and get my novels published) but in the meantime I'll continue to write about those TV shows I love! Follow me on Twitter @BazGreenland and like my Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/BazGreenlandWriter