7 Essential Ingredients For An Alan Partridge Themed Party

4. Toilet Door Table

Alan Partridge This Time
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What could be a more appropriate centrepiece for your get-together than an old toilet door balanced precariously on a work bench?

When Alan's original idea for entertaining a visiting client goes wrong, he resorts to plan B. Micheal is tasked with quickly transforming the living room in Alan's partiall-constructed house into a business hub. The result, however, is less impressive than Alan might have hoped.

After some delay tactics, Partridge returns home to find sofas surrounding a torch-lit toilet door balanced on a work bench. As a failed attempt to make the situation less obvious, Micheal has used a worker's hat and a bowl of fruit to cover the door handle and tell-tale 'Mens'' sign.

Where you will find a spare door is anyone's guess, but, for the completists, the toilet-door table pivoting on a workbench is the ultimate Partridge conversation-piece.

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