8 Moments Of Outrageously Filthy Smut On Kids TV

4. Heffer's Milking Machine €“ Rocko's Modern Life

Rmlmilkmach4rx We start with Heffer taking a nap in a barn. A farmer comes by and attaches the milking machine to Heffer. Let's take a break for a second. A milking machine is being attached to a bull, so I'll let that particular image sink in for a second. What occurs next is Heffer contorting his face in several different ways, seeing stars, and then he passes out. He also steals the machine, and uses it over and over throughout the episode. Just like that, we have our second masturbation joke. This one ended up higher on the list for one main reason: it's an episode about a bull getting his rocks off. Ed, Edd and Eddy was just a scene. This...took it to a whole new level. I can't even remember what got him to stop, and I'm kind of afraid to do a search on it. Between Fan Fiction and DeviantArt, I don't trust Google even with safe search on. But still, a bull using a giant sex aid will always be disturbing, and you don't have to go to the dark recesses of the internet to figure that out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIHijhyjjYI
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