9. When He Dubbed New James Bond Dialogue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMJHu9A4pj8 Our hero Danny Dyer has been in the news recently. Not the real news obviously, like that time he told a Zoo reader he should "cut his ex's face, so no one will want her". This time it was because he took it upon himself to overdub classic scenes from James Bond movies with his own dialogue, and hilarity ensued. In the short clips uploaded to Twitter, Dyer recasts Bonds favourite drink as half a lager (only a half? What a rubbish lad), makes him terrified of spiders, and gives Blofeld the catchphrase double nawty. Dyer is a big fan of Bond you see, and has spoken of his desire to play the part one day. "I really love the Bond films, he wrote in Zoo magazine, but getting me in would help them right out Id do it for £200 a week." Whether the producers would want a 007 with such a broad mockney accent and whose every word is a profanity is unclear, but Dyers fans dont care about that. They have set up a Facebook page campaigning for him be the next James Bond. It currently has the support of just over 5,000 people.