Archer Quiz: Who Said It - Sterling Or Malory?

Like mother, like son. Can you tell which member of the Archer family said these quotes?

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Malory and Sterling would probably never admit that they are anything alike, as they are both much too proud for that. But often when they speak, and especially when they go on one of their rants or start launching insults at someone (probably Cyril), their similarities start to show.

Throughout Archer's wildly successful twelve-season run (and counting!), we have learned much about these two iconic characters, their thoughts, feelings, and quirks. And the further the show goes on, the more we see that blood really is thicker than water. Both Sterling and Malory are extremely sarcastic and witty, they both have mostly contempt for their coworkers, and they both like their hands wrapped around a drink at all times.

Featuring great deliveries by Jessica Walter and H. Jon Benjamin, their lines are some of the funniest and most memorable that the show has ever produced. But the question is, can you tell them apart?

Who said the following - was it Sterling or was it Malory? Now let's see how many you can get right!

1. "Like You Would Recognise A Vegetable That Wasn’t Wrapped In A Monte Cristo Sandwich."

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