As Seen In: 'Kafkaesque' (Season 3.9) Let's start with the obvious. Yes, we've already been granted Los Pollos Hermanos T-shirts, aprons, and imitation batter boxes, but ultimately, no fan will be completely satiated until we're able to sample some of that famous zesty chicken for ourselves. As the most famous original brand which exists in the Breaking Bad universe (with the possible exception of Blue Sky), it's not too much of a stretch to imagine the fast food franchise making a killing if it transcended from fictional establishment to a KFC-rivalling reality. The story goes that the restaurant chain stemmed from two brothers, known far across southwest America for their delicious cooking. Primarily, they were recognised for their chicken, which was seasoned with only the freshest herbs and spices, and slow-cooked to perfection. These traditional methods have supposedly been upheld by the brothers' successors in branches all over the USA, for after all, the old ways are still the best. Los Pollos Hermanos: beloved by families and cartel lynchpins alike! Also, the owner seems like a lovely guy. He's a fun run advocate as well as a charitable businessman, plus he'll happily serve free takeout to aggrieved members of the Drug Enforcement Administration. A philanthropist if ever there was one. Prime Endorsement: "I swear it has got to be the tastiest chicken in all of Mexico." - Don Eladio
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