40. Conversation is a struggle with friends who don't watch Breaking Bad. They're not really friends any more anyway. 39. It seems like a great idea to change your will and leave your house to your nephew.
38. If you find yourself caught doing something bad, you continue and figure you can blame it on a fugue state if caught. 37. You're upset that Los Pollos Hermanos is not a real restaurant.
36. The best phrase to describe something you don't really understand is "like, Kafkaesque, yo!" 35. Similarly, when impressed and excited "it's all shiny up in here!" Calm down, Jesse.
34. Blue Raspberry rock sweets look too much like blue meth for you not to buy a large quantity. 33. When on a plane you immediately think of the Season Two finale and panic.
32. A fly buzzes around your office and you immediately wonder where you can buy one of Walt's handy fly eradicators. 31. You buy a new purple car... and name it Marie.
30. Grilled cheese sandwiches become a necessary snack of your show watching regime. 29. You want a flip phone again, just so you can break it in half one day.
28. Getting irritated that it's not professional to refer to your wages as "mad cheddar" or "fat stacks." 27. Despite having no intention of trying, you wonder whether Walt's formula is scientifically accurate.
26. You want to punch Skyler in the face, pregnant or not, for being so smug.