10. Breakfast is more important than your new car. 9. You almost launched your television set through your window at the Season 5 mid-season finale.
8. You spend your free time deliberating over Breaking Bad conspiracy theories. 7. If you see an RV (or motorhome) you can't help but wonder if it's a rolling meth lab.
6. When knocking on doors the phrase "I am the one who knocks" resounds in your mind. 5. Your dog pulls an eye off one of its toys, and you're thrown back to the pink bear in the pool.
4. You wonder whether Jesse could have saved Jane if he'd given her CPR properly, and not on a spring mattress. 3. Purple is your new favourite colour, and you just know Marie would be proud.
2. Every carwash or laundry place is a fantastic way to either launder money or hide a superlab. 1. You arrange your bacon into numbers on your birthday. Did we miss any surefire indicators of Breaking Bad addiction? Share your thoughts below in the comments...