"I Don't Know Why You're So Upset Man. I'm The One Who Had To Come To This Backwater Stink Hole."
"Hey, Peralta, Looking Good. You Been Hitting The Gym?"
"'Sup Guys, I'm Swooping In Here. Hey Santiago, Long Time, No See."
"Man, I've Missed This Place."
Michael is my name, overanalysing comedy is my game! Anime, wrestling, TV, movies and video games all live in my head rent free!
