"All My Life I Wanted To Be A Cop, You Know. It's Like I Can Remember Nothing Else."
"Yippie Ki-Yay"
"This Job Is Eating Me Alive. I Can't Breathe Anymore"
"These Are My Streets. That's My Garbage. Those Are My Rats."
Michael is my name, overanalysing comedy is my game! Anime, wrestling, TV, movies and video games all live in my head rent free!
