"This Elevator Is 13 Seconds Slower Than Regulation. Hello, I'm Captain Holt."
"Hello Everyone. My Name Is Captain Holt. I Am Your New Captain."
"Is That What You Think?"
"Good Morning Everyone. I Trust You're Not Too Surprised By My Arrival."
Michael is my name, overanalysing comedy is my game! Anime, wrestling, TV, movies and video games all live in my head rent free!