"I Think It Was Flan."
"I Think It Was Butterscotch Pudding."
"I Think It Was Oldie Gunk."
"Could Be Old Person Gunk."
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.