Celebrity Big Brother 2013: Who's Who In The House This Year?

7. Abz Love

Abz Love Wow! It's Chavtastic former boyband singer/dancer Abz Love and he's had a particularly stupid haircut just for us. Aren't we lucky? Personally I was surprised when Abz appeared on TV because for years whenever I've heard his name I've had the mental image of Will Mellor in my head. To see a slightly built Chav with pre-pubescent facial hair appear on my television screen was quite shocking to say the least. In fairness though his opening banter with Emma Willis was pretty amusing and even made the corners of my mouth turn upwards for a few seconds. No easy task I'll tell you. It's unclear why he's called himself Abz but I suspect it has something to do with his stomach and not that his real name is Abigail. Abz was followed into the house by Danielle Marr who was so dull she's not even getting her own section in this feature.
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