Celebrity Big Brother 2013: Who's Who In The House This Year?

9. Charlotte Crosby

the.cast.of.geordie.shore01 Let's make one thing perfectly clear. I hate Geordie Shore. I wish someone would gather the cast up and drop them in the ocean. I wish they would all be invited to a party on a remote desert island and then someone could drop a nuclear bomb on them, wiping them all out for good. Sadly though they'd survive like the cockroaches of life they are. Sticking Charlotte who "Pisses and sh**s" herself on a seemingly daily basis is sure to anger a lot of like minded people such as myself but amazingly she's already tipped as the favourite to win. How she can come out of the so-called Big Brother Experience smelling of roses when she went in smelling of sh*t is beyond me but please God don't let this be the start of a whole new career for the Geordie slapper.
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