Doctor Who: 10 Surefire Ways To Annoy The Daleks

Aim for the eyestalk.

The Daleks will kill anything that€™s different to them, simply because they hate it, but there€™s more ways to anger them than just to not be them. Throughout the series many characters have got creative in ways to infuriate them. While most enemies will get angry, mixed with some other kind of emotion, the Daleks get double furious. There€™s nothing in them except hatred so they€™re not particularly complex. They simply become furious then get more and more so until you€™re dead. At which point they€™ll get even more furious, just for the sheer hell of it. While there have been non-evil Daleks throughout the series€™ history, they usually end up dead. Because the Daleks are just supposed to be hatred-filled mutants that want to kill everything. When they don€™t kill you, they tend to kill themselves out of the habit of killing everything they find. Basically the Daleks are full of hatred, and there are so many ways to tickle that. Imagine if when you move, the mere motion of the air around you causes you to collapse on the floor in a heap of shrieking laughter, whereupon the floor tickles you into sheer agony and you get the idea of how sensitive the Daleks are to feeling hatred. Here are ten simple ways to get all up in their grill. You're welcome.
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