"The Way To A Woman's Bed Is Through Her Parents. Have Sex With Them, And You're In."
“Well, If Jacking On Will Make Strangers Think I’m Cool, I’ll Do It.”
"I Surrender And Volunteer For Treason."
“She’s Built Like A Steakhouse, But She Handles Like A Bistro!”
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