Game Of Thrones: 18 Items Of Merchandise You Don't Need In Your Life

9. Dothraki Language Book

What better way than to utterly waste your time learning an insanely tricky language that A) Nobody else speaks, B) Nobody uses, C) Is 100% fictional. Sure you'll have fun swearing in Dothraki until your vocal chords fall out, but is it really worth the time and effort you'd have to invest? It's an official product too, drawn up by the same linguists who worked on the show, and along with the 120-page book, your investment "includes a one-hour audio CD of essential phrases and vocabulary so that learners can speak Dothraki with confidence." Remarkably, it's listed as a best-seller on the HBO Game of Thrones shop, so maybe you will find somebody to ezok the language fully with. Hash jin zhori ray efesash hrazefoon fini nem dranesh she ram ma fini nem azhish vigoverat HBO website here.