Game Of Thrones: 18 Items Of Merchandise You Don't Need In Your Life

7. Night's Watch Boyfriend Pillow

The boyfriend pillow is arguably the worst invention since... Well, ever. A pillow with one arm to remind you that you are very much alone in this world other than for a narrow spongey piece of fabric that temporarily makes the planet feel alright. A special Night's Watch boyfriend pillow was created complete with the crows' style, fur and buckles, so you can snuggle up to the closest thing you'll find to Jon Snow, while watching him get slaughtered by his brothers. Unfortunately for you folk who actually use these things, it was only produced as a NowTV promotional tool, but who knows, maybe there'll be a few pillows released now to fill the void left by Jon's departure.