Game Of Thrones: 18 Items Of Merchandise You Don't Need In Your Life

1. The Iron Throne

If cutouts aren't your thing, and decals won't offer the authority and respect you demand, why not sell the family car and your soul to land an exact replica of the ominous, coveted Iron Throne. Prepare to lose everything and everybody who ever saw you as a level-headed, respectable member of society as you blow $30,000 (yes, THIRTY THOUSAND) on a chair that only looks half as comfortable as something you could pick up from IKEA. But for the haters, you must simply point them to the HBO official website where they were being sold from. These aren't just any old Iron Thrones, these are the real deal. Drag it into the office, pull it into the living room, eat meals from it, get married in it, watch your child grow from it. But enjoy it while it lasts, and prepare for a shocking, brutal death. If you're keen on buying the Iron Throne, you can pick it up from here. Daenerys, that includes you.