"It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth?"
He Was A Blackjack Dealer Before He Was A Boxer
He Taught A Marriage Class Before Going To Clown College
He Became A Chauffeur Before He Became Chief Of Police
He Became A Food Critic Before Working For Globex
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.
