How I Met Your Mother: All Of Robin's Love Interests Ranked Worst To Best

Simon was Robin’s first boyfriend. She dated him for about a week and half when she was 16. He plays in a moronic band named The Foreskins. They are just 4 or 5 gigs away from really exploding, he says. He leaves her for a girl named Louise Marsh because her folks had just installed a pool. He does this in the back of a van after Robin helps him to load band equipment. She still loads the drum set after getting dumped. Saddening.

Robin meets Simon 10 years later. His youthful good looks are gone. He is balding, works at a water park, and still lives with his mum. Oh! The Foreskins are still 4 or 5 gigs away from really exploding. Robin regresses right back into her 16-year-old self and throws herself at him. He dumps her in the back of the same van after she helps loading band equipment for the same girl, Louise Marsh. This time round, her folks had just put in a Jacuzzi.