How I Met Your Mother: Ranking All Ted’s Love Interests From Worst To Best

6. Janet McIntyre

Janet McIntrye’s only flaw? That she was too good for Ted.

The Mosby boys cracked a lot of big cases, but a beautiful billionaire Princeton graduate who donated her kidney - and who loves Annie Hall - would have been settling for our unlucky-in-love protagonist.

5. Victoria

Of all of Ted’s love interests, Victoria made the biggest first impression. Their first kiss in the bakery was a fist-pumping moment, so invested was the viewer after their magical night at Stuart and Claudia’s wedding.

But Victoria lost our support when she chose to leave for Germany, and again when she asked Ted to give up his friendship with Robin upon her return in season eight.