He Buys Cheap Hotdogs, Making Everybody Ill
He Hires Second-Rate Carnival Rides, Injuring Some People
He Charges Double Price Entry
He Sells Knock-Off Goods In The Church
KJ Lewis is 35 years old, was able to rear three small children into three slightly bigger children and has a relatively untested and unfounded passion for writing. You can find him at Twitter: @onefistintheair or Facebook: KJ Lewis