It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia Quiz: Match The Crime To The Episode
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When one considers the litany of crimes the Gang has committed over the years, it's quite hard to fathom how they haven't ended up sharing a prison cell with Mac's dad. These aren't just small crimes either; every one of the Gang is guilty of more than one offense that would land them serious prison time in a parallel universe that doesn't feature Paddy's pub.
Take Frank Reynolds, realistically doing 25 to life. Frank illegally carries at least one firearm at all times, imbibes industrial quantities of Class A narcotics and made the bulk of his fortune from a sweatshop in Vietnam, where he fed his workers to each other. Let's not even get started on the fact that Dennis is quite clearly a real life serial killer, Charlie ripping a mall Santa to shreds or Dee burning her college room mate.
They're not all bad though. To clean up the streets "flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless", the Gang have taken justice into their own hands at times; starting their own equivalent of the Guardian angels, patrolling schools armed with swords and revolvers or simply impersonating police officers.
Fortunately for every It's Always Sunny fan out there, the Gang's crime wave continues unabated with increasingly hilarious results. Can you remember which episode their most famous crimes took place?