"Those Disgusting Ex-Girlfriend Porno Sites; There's So Many Though! Which One?!"
"I'm Not Even Gonna Look For Those Nude Photos! I Might. I Might, Though. I Might."
Law graduate with a newly rediscovered passion for writing, mad about film, television, gaming and MMA. Can usually be found having some delightful manner of violence being inflicted upon him or playing with his golden retriever.