5. Mocking Richard Lewis
From Season Two Episode nine The Baptism Richard Lewis and Larry get in an argument over who recorded a particularly witty answering machine message first. Which, as per usual, becomes a series of childish insults and traded mockery. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be8AWFHcvDU Richard Lewis: Listen, people call me and they call you and they say "Oh well Larry David has the same thing on his machine." It's not Larry David's it's mine! I mean I don't have a wife, my parents are dead. You have a family! Larry: Oh, oh. He doesn't have a wife and his parents are dead. Richard Lewis: That's right! Larry: (pretending to cry) He doesn't have a wife and his parents are dead. Richard Lewis: Just please change it. Larry: (still pretending to cry) You're right, I'll change it because you don't have a wife and your parents, your parents. Theyre dead! They would have been 95 but they're dead!