Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines
Sex, chickens and bleeding nips.
Making use of fairly little-known actors - outside of Laura Prepon, whose comedic chops have already been well-established in That 70's Show - Netflix's premiere comedy-cum-drama is littered with lines that are handcrafted to draw smirks and even hearty chuckles from its following.
The show is always ready to bust out a one-liner at any given moment, and not always from the sources that you would expect. Practically every character has come out with something that can cause a laugh or, at the very least, a knowing raise of an eyebrow.
With season 3 now officially in the bag and thousands waiting with baited breath for the next batch of episodes, what better time than now to take a look at some of the best quips from the 39 episodes that we have been treated to thus far? Here are some of Orange is the New Black's funniest lines.
25. Well That's One Way To Put It
"Forty-five seconds and he'll be sneezing into your hands." - Morello
Episode - Don't Make Me Come Back There
Sneezing is a euphemism for ejaculation now? Or is this just Morello being weird? Either way it's on odd way to put into words the final results of a handjob. She could at least have given the poor guy enough credit to last the full minute.