Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines

8. Chicken Power

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"All I wanted was to eat the chicken that was smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power and enjoy a nice Chicken Kiev but, oh well." - Red

Episode - The Chickening

It's that mythical chicken again. Whatever powers Red hoped to absorb from the chicken surely can't have been much more than the ability to cluck and stay hidden from people who don't even believe it exists?

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Lee Price is a writer for 411mania.com and Starburst Magazine, which is published in the UK. He is currently working as a freelance writer. He hopes to one day fund his addiction to video games by writing about video games, and he maintains a sporadically updated blog at leesrandombulls*it.wordpress.com