Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines
22. Riding A Bus To Heaven
"And you're not invited, because they don't allow gay people on the rapture bus!" - Pennsatucky
"There's a bus?" - Alex Vause
Episode - F***sgiving
Is the bus for people who can't climb the stairway to heaven? It seems unlikely that this argument is going to be changing anybody's sexual orientation any time soon, though it's nice to know that heaven is considerate enough to provide public transport when the world is being obliterated.