"... I Was Dropped On My Face, Repeatedly."
"... I Won The State Prize For Best Looking Toe Blister."
"... I Had To Go Number 1, 2 And 3 At The Same Time And Ended Up Going 4."
"... My Head Was So Big Scientists Did Experiments On Me."
Writer, editor, trend-setter. Slayer of gnomes and trolls. Letterboxd: Byronic0
