Samuel L. Jackson Provides The Perfect Motherf**king Game Of Thrones Recap

Say Winter Is Coming again!

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Keeping track of everything that's happened in Game of Thrones over the past six seasons isn't easy, what with the huge number of characters, continent spanning locations, interwoven storylines, political machinations, incestuous relationships, and death, death, death.

Thankfully, HBO have realised this, and released a handy recap that covers the first five seasons (it touches briefly on Season 6, but, well, they still want you to be catching-up with that one right now). To make it even better, though, they decided to get Samuel L. Jackson to narrate it. And it's every bit as glorious as that sounds.

Jackson takes us through all the major points of the show, and it actually serves as a rather on-point recap while being everything you'd expect from the man; that is, funny, fast-paced, and extremely sweary. He hits all the major talking points, with a highlight being his breakdown of Daenerys' dragons - "You still stuck on these motherf**kin' dragons? You wanna see a dragon motherf**ker?! Here you f**king go!" - while also providing the most succinct yet accurate description of Bran's storyline: "Bran? Bran trippin'."

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Sadly, he doesn't say that he's had it with those motherf**king Sand Snakes, but then that probably goes without saying. Check out the video below, and let us know your motherf**kin' thoughts in the comments.

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