Schitt's Creek Quiz: Finish These David Rose Quotes

Can you complete all these quotes or are you "gonna need a stiff drink to get through this"?

by Jen Gallie
Schitt's Creek David Rose
CBC

If his father hadn't bought the town as a joke, who knows where David and the rest of the Roses would have ended up!

The Rose family find themselves like fish out of water once they arrive in the town of Schitt's Creek. David eventually finds a way to make it his home. He finds friendship with Motel manager Stevie, finds employment at the Blouse Barn and eventually setting up his own store called Rose Apothecary.

It's hard not to forget all the amazing David Rose moments. From him overcoming his self doubt whilst taking his driving test and making enchiladas with Moira. Over the six seasons we saw David accept his life in the small town and find love with Patrick.

David has a great sense of humour and is quick witted, meaning he is a gold mine of wonderful quotes. Who doesn't remember the "fold in the cheese" moment with Moira?

This quiz will test even the biggest fan of David Rose. Only those who’ve been listening closely will be able to get 100% in this quiz. Can you complete all these David quotes correctly or are you "gonna need a stiff drink to get through this"?

1. Excuse Me, I Haven't ____ Anything Since I Was 22.

Smoked

Glittered

Cleaned

Bedazzled
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Jen has been a writer and video editor at WhatCulture for over 10 years. She has a BA Hons in History from Newcastle University and in a past life worked at Beamish Open Air Museum and was a corporate trainer (BTC Award in Education and Training). Jen joined WhatCulture to discuss all things Universal Orlando Resort and Walt Disney World, as well as her love of all things movies. She has worked closely with Universal and Disney, giving WhatCulture readers breaking news and exclusives. Her knowledge of Disney parks has lead her to be published by The Sun. If you've ever completed a Disney movies or Friends quiz on WhatCulture it was probably written by Jen. Jen's love of all things Universal's Halloween Horror Nights brought her to WhatCulture's Horror Channel as a video editor. Her video edits can be found across WhatCulture's Film & TV and Horror channels, along with WhatCulture's Facebook, Instagram and TikTok accounts.