"I Didn't Go Missing, David. The FBI Knew Where I Was The Entire Time!"
"You Fold In The Cheese! You Fold It In!"
"Just Think Of Them As Tiny Little Roommates Whose Tiny Little Poops You Get To Clean Up."
"I Don't Want To Brag, But Us Weekly Once Described Me As 'Up For Anything'."
Laura Holmes hasn't written a bio just yet, but if they had... it would appear here.
