Is it a sitcom, a stand-up or real life? Nobody knows.
The retro TV series Seinfeld depicted the life of Jerry Seinfeld and his friends. In only the second episode of the show, a girl with a strong yet quirky personality who used to date Jerry was introduced to the audience. Elaine Benes was a combination of classy outfits, sarcastic remarks, awkward relationships and eccentric life choices. She was independent and a bit of careerist. Her employment and personal life was a carousel of ups and downs that perfectly blended with the tone of the sitcom.
Robin Scherbatsky, the journalist and reporter from the legendary How I Met Your Mother, had quite a similar career and love life balance to Elaine Benes. Robin, appeared to be a caring friend, but she always came up to be a little strong and emotionally unavailable. Both characters were childfree and weird around kids, had conflicts at workplace and never missed a chance to mock their friends.
Let's go through the quotes that Elaine and Robin said over the years and see if you can match the quote the right personage.