The Simpsons: 10 Dark Jokes That Took You By Surprise

3. Brandine's Baby ('To Surveil With Love')

In an effort to prevent a terrorist attack in Springfield, the town is rigged with surveillance cameras, loudspeakers and Ned Flanders' ever-watchful eye. But when Bart finds a blind spot (conveniently located in his back yard), it doesn't take long for that small square to become a safe haven of sin. Here the citizens of Springfield are free to do whatever they want providing, of course, they pay Homer an entry fee. For Brandine Spuckler, the perennially pregnant mother of many, this freedom means being able to smoke and drink as much as she wants. And so, with a long puff on a cigarette and a swig from a bottle of moonshine, she looks down at her belly and proudly declares ''Oh, yeah! That made the kicking stop!'' *shudder*